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IaPP! excerpt: The Problem

Posted on: October 8, 2009

The Fairy Godmother (FGM) and a passel of pretty princesses demonstrate how you use playing cards and group storytelling to determine what the plot is all about:

FGM: Fleur says, "I’m so glad I called you princesses all together! I need help with a very important problem, and only you can solve it!"

Princess Liriele: "Oh no, what’s wrong, fairy godmother Fleur? We’ll help however we can!"

FGM: "You won’t believe this! Let me tell you who is involved…" This first card is the Ace of Hearts (A♥) — that means it’s a girl about your age, who is having problems of the heart.

Princess Chime: Oh! It’s another princess, isn’t it? Does that work? And she misses her best friend terribly!

FGM: Yes, that’s exactly it! And also… The Queen of Clubs (Q♣) — an older woman, concerned with society.

Princess Tiara: …her mother! Her mother won’t let her hang out with her best friend any more."

FGM: Here’s the third card — the Queen of Diamonds (Q&diamonds;), another older woman, somehow connected with wealth or possessions.

Princess Borealia: Because the princess’s best friend is poor — and the queen’s sister is embarrassed by that and would disapprove. She’s a mean old lady!

Princess Ashe: A wicked old witch!

FGM: Now now, some of my best friends are witches! Let’s not be too stereotypical here — how about she’s not a witch, but she’s afraid that her niece hanging out with a girl from the wrong side of the Kingdom will embarrass her attempts to impress a visiting duke.

Princess Tiara: Who the aunt wants to marry!

FGM: ..okay, who she wants to marry. But remember that being royalty isn’t just about getting married! There’s more to being a princess than marrying a prince!

Princess Chime: What?

Princess Ashe: Huh?

FGM: Sigh. Nevermind. Okay, so, going on… I’m going to deal one more card from the Casting Deck, just to stir things up a little. Here we go — the Ace of Spades (A♠). A girl about your age, who has conflict in her life.

Princess Tiara: That’s the best friend right here. She’s not a princess, but she is a real scrapper. She gets in fights a lot, but always for good causes.

Princess Borealia: And she’s missing!

Princess Ashe: The mean aunt sent her away!

Princess Chime: She’s one of the princess’s bodyguards, and was teaching her to fight. But the mean aunt got her assigned to a lonely patrol out on the frontier!

Princess Liriele: Where she got kidnapped by trolls!

FGM: Sounds good! And that’s exactly what Fleur D. Lis tells you princesses.

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